Stop learning how to write emails. Start sending ones that already work.
Most email marketing programmes teach you to become a pro-level copywriter.
This one doesn't.
There are hundreds of email marketing courses out there. Most of them will teach you a bunch of theory: storytelling frameworks, subject line formulas, conversion psychology.
It's all solid stuff that will help you make more sales. But there's a catch.
You have to learn it first. Then practise it. Then test it. Then wait and see if it worked. That process takes months.
Heck! If you're starting from scratch, it could take years before you write emails that make consistent sales.
Email Slackers skips all of that.
Every month, I take the five emails that genuinely performed best against my real list. I pick the emails with the highest open rates, the most clicks, and... crucially... the ones that generate the most sales. And I hand them to you.
I give you a video breakdown of every email, line by line. You get fill-in-the-blank templates and specific examples for several niches.
You're not learning to fish. You're getting the fish served on a silver platter.
The difference is simple: instead of building a skill from scratch and hoping the results eventually come, you send emails that have already been shown to work... and you pick up the techniques naturally in the process.
Still here? Good. Here's everything you need to know about Email Slackers at a glance
💰 Price: $47/month for the first 100 members—locked in for life. After that, the price rises to $97/month. This is a genuine reward for joining early, not a countdown timer trick.
😱 "Seriously?!" Yes. $47 for a monthly supply of proven sales emails, video breakdowns, fill-in-the-blank templates, and two newsletters. It's cheap on purpose... I want the price to be the easiest part of this decision.
📆 What drops every month:
5 of my top-performing emails from the previous month
A line-by-line video breakdown for each one
Fill-in-the-blank templates
Fully written examples for fitness coaches, copywriters/course creators, and physical businesses
📬 Also included: Inbox Intel (weekly email teardown, one tactic per issue) and Write The Damn Email (monthly 5,000+ word deep-dive into one email marketing strategy).
🎁 Instant access bonuses: The Email Slacker course (43 minutes of foundational training), the 101+ Email Swipe File Hub, and every previous monthly drop since launch.
👥 Who this is for: Online fitness and nutrition coaches. Copywriters, course creators, and consultants. Physical business owners: gym owners, salon owners, and local shops. Anyone who needs to make sales from email without becoming a full-time copywriter.
🛑 Cancellation: Cancel any time. No minimum commitment. No lock-in.
🆓 Free trial? No. If the value isn't clear from this page, this probably isn't for you right now, and that's fine.
Or keep reading to see exactly how it works.
Okay... That's great, but what's in it for you? Well... You'll get...
Consistent sales from email. Without spending your life learning how to be a copywriter.
If you're a one-person business, you already do EVERYTHING in your business.
You're the product, the delivery, the customer service, and the marketing department.
Adding "become a skilled copywriter" to that list isn't realistic.
Email Slackers gives you a different way to leverage the untapped sales in your email list.
Every month, you get five proven emails, ready to adapt. You pick the ones that fit your business, spend 30–60 minutes making them yours, and send them.
That's two to five hours a month for a consistent, repeatable email marketing system.
No more staring at a blank page. No more sending something half-hearted and hoping for the best. No more gambling on Instagram reach and praying the algorithm is kind to you this week.
Just emails that work landing in your subscribers' inboxes on a schedule you can actually stick to... All built on what's already been tested.
Here are the SIX things you'll get every month.
01
5 top-performing emails every month
My best performers from the previous month. I weed out everything that underperformed and give you only what worked.
02
Line-by-line video breakdown for each email
Every decision explained. The subject line, the hook, the structure, the pitch. You'll know exactly what I did and why it worked... without having to reverse-engineer it yourself.
03
Fill-in-the-blank templates
Swap in your offer, your story, your niche. The structure does the heavy lifting. Everything is deliberately simple because complicated templates don't get used.
04
Fully written examples for three niches
Online fitness and nutrition coaching. Copywriting and course creation. Physical businesses: gyms, salons, local shops. Pick the example closest to your business and cannibalise it.
05
Inbox Intel: Weekly email teardowns
Every week, I take a marketing email that landed in my inbox, extract one copywriting tactic or insight, and show you how to apply it. One idea. Practical. Five minutes to read.
06
Write The Damn Email: Monthly deep-dive newsletter
5,000+ words per issue. One email marketing or copywriting strategy pulled apart completely. The kind of education you'd normally pay $$$ for, included for FREE with your membership.
If you're wondering if these emails actually work, I'll say one thing...
My email style has helped me build 2 x 6-figure online businesses and achieve multiple 5-figure product launches. Here's proof...
Email has been the core of my marketing strategy since I started my first online business.
I've used email to build two six-figure businesses from scratch and achieve multiple five-figure product launches.
Now, I sell high-ticket mentorships at $1,500+ a month, memberships, and courses, primarily through email. No sales calls required.
Over the years, I've developed a specific way to tell stories that sell and launch news products and services to generate more and more revenue.
I even used email to promote my book, Posts To Profits. It went to #1 in FIVE Amazon categories, knocking Alex Hormozi's $100m Offers off the top spot in Direct Marketing.
And it's not just me. My business partner builds AI tools for school leaders. He's a brilliant product person, but by his own admission, he's not a marketer.
He tried my approach and wrote a story about a pool cue he bought at Christmas, connecting it to why teachers are scared of AI.
That's from a guy who had never written a marketing email in his life!
And here are a couple of other people...
"I feel my copy has improved so much over the last 4-6 weeks. I'm more confident. This is mostly down to watching your videos and reading your stuff. I'm so happy I decided to join Growth Accelerator and Email Slackers. Genuinely."
— Rob, Copywriter
"Email Slackers is awesome. I use 1-3 emails per month and really love the deep dive you do for them... Top notch dude. Thank you for all the effort, time and commitment to this."
— Matt, Online Fitness Coach
The emails in your monthly drop also include their real open rates and click-through rates.
You don't have to take my word for performance. You can see exactly how each one did before you decide whether to adapt it.
Who am I to tell you how to write emails, anyway?
Here are my credentials. I'll let you decide...
I've been sending daily emails since April 2018. I've built two six-figure businesses using email as the primary sales tool... Not social media virality... Not paid ads alone.
Just consistent, story-based emails to a list of people who chose to hear from me.
I also wrote Posts To Profits—a number one best-selling marketing book.
And some pretty cool people have said some pretty cool things about my approach:
"Simon has unique philosophies that make his methods work better than anything I've seen. He has a simple system to turn followers into leads and paying clients."
— Chris Orzechowski, The Email Copywriter
"Revenue growth from organic social media is hard to track, but to date, I can attribute at least £25,000 extra revenue from Instagram. Much of this is recurring."
— Mike Samuels, Copywriting Expert
"No gimmicks. No selling your soul to the social media gods. Just 100+-year-old marketing principles brought up to speed for the social media age."
— Dan Meredith, Million-selling Author
"With over 1 million followers, I thought I was pretty shit hot with my socials, but every time I talk to Simon, he's got tons of awesome creative ideas."
— Jay Alderton, Author, Coach, Entrepreneur
Chances are you're not new to email. You've probably bought courses that didn't work. If that's the case...
There's a simple reason why email hasn't worked for you yet. (Psst... it's probably not your fault).
Most people who struggle with email marketing come to the same conclusion:
"I'm just not a good enough writer."
Or...
"I don't have time to do this properly."
Or the worst one...
"I've tried it before, and it just doesn't work in my niche."
None of those things is true.
The problem is that pro-level copywriters build these courses, communities, and frameworks for people who want to be copywriters, too.
But that's not you.
You want to focus on delivering an outstanding service to your clients. You don't want to sink hours into learning the intricacies of sales letters and complex campaigns.
That's why I built Email Slackers with a completely different mindset.
You don't need to become a copywriter. You just need enough copywriting skills to be dangerous. And the fastest way to get there isn't to study for months, it's to start sending emails NOW!
With Email Slackers, you get access to emails that already work, with the reasoning explained alongside them, so you can absorb the techniques by doing rather than watching.
This means you switch from "learning before you're earning" to "earning WHILE you're learning."
That's what makes Email Slackers different from the courses you've invested in before.
If you're interested in joining Email Slackers, now's the time because...
Two things close soon. Neither of them will reopen.
The first 100 members of Email Slackers pay $47/month for life.
Once we hit 100, the price increases, and it won't come back down.
If you join after that, you pay the full rate.
This isn't an artificial deadline. It's a straightforward reward for the people who back something early.
Every issue of Write The Damn Email is available to members who were there when it dropped.
If you join after an issue publishes, you can purchase back issues, but you won't get them included in your membership.
Every month you wait is another issue you'll have to pay for separately.
So, how does this all work?
Honestly... It's pretty simple...
1
I send emails. A lot of them.
30+ a month. I track everything: open rates, click rates, and which ones drove the most sales. At the end of the month, I pull out the five that genuinely earned their place.
2
On the first Monday of the month, your bundle drops.
Five emails, a video breakdown for each one, a fill-in-the-blank template, AND fully written examples for each of the three industries. All in your membership platform, alongside every previous month's content.
3
You pick what fits your business.
Not every email will suit every business every month, and that's fine. Browse the current drop and the full archive of previous emails. Pick the ones that resonate with your offer and your audience right now.
4
Adapt it. Send it. Done.
Swap in your story, your offer, your specifics. Most members spend 30–60 minutes per email. Then hit send. The structure already works, you just make it yours.
Between monthly drops, Inbox Intel lands every Friday. One marketing email torn apart, one tactic extracted, one way to apply it explained.
And Write The Damn Email arrives once a month with a deep-dive into one strategy worth actually understanding.
That's the whole membership.
I do the testing and the failing and the "why didn't that work?" part. You get the results.
Ready to get started?
One click. Instant access. No waiting.
Click the button below. Pay $47. You're in.
Immediately, you get access to all future monthly content and these awesome bonuses:
101+ Email Swipe File Hub. My full library of high-performing emails. Start here on day one, don't wait for the monthly drop. You'll have access to entire launch sequences that earned me over $25k in one week.
The Email Slacker Course. 43 minutes of foundational training, including the BALLS Storytelling Schema, subject lines that get opened, and the Hub and Spoke technique. Everything you need before your first send. PLUS... You get even more swipe files and video breakdowns.
All previous monthly email drops. Every swipe file, video breakdown, template, and example from every month since launch. Hundreds of proven emails in your library from the moment you join.
Join Email Slackers
$47/m
Founding member rate. First 100 members only
The only way to know if this works for your business is to try it.
You could read this page a dozen times and still not know for certain whether Email Slackers is right for you. That's not a flaw in the page. It's just logic
The people who get the most out of this membership aren't the ones who felt completely certain before they joined.
They're the ones who decided that $47 was a reasonable price to find out... and then they never looked back.
You can't make an informed decision about whether this will grow your business from the outside. You can only make a guess. Joining turns that guess into information: real emails, real results, real clarity on whether this approach suits how you work and what you sell.
One new client from one adapted email covers several months of membership.
And if you decide it's not for you, you cancel. No lock-in. No minimum commitment. No hard feelings.
The only thing you genuinely have to lose is another month of sending nothing.
Join Email Slackers
$47/m
Founding member rate. First 100 members only
So, You Have Questions?
Good. I Have Answers!
Let's tackle the questions that might be rattling around your head right now.
Starting with...
“Do I need any copywriting skills already?”
No. If you can write a text message to a friend, you can adapt these templates.
You're not writing from scratch. You're filling in a structure that already works.
The techniques sink in naturally as you use them, not before.
“But what if the emails don't fit my business?”
Every monthly drop includes a fully written example for three niches: online fitness and nutrition coaching, copywriting and course creation, and physical businesses.
You get the blank template and a finished version to cannibalise.
On top of that, you get instant access to 101+ emails in the swipe file hub from day one.
If you're somewhere in those three industries, you'll have more than enough to work with.
“Will I get access to all previous content if I join today?”
Yes.
Every member gets access to all monthly drops since launch: swipe files, video breakdowns, templates, and examples.
The only exception is back issues of Write The Damn Email, which are available to purchase separately if you join after they've been published.
“Can I get email critiques?”
No.
There's no online community or coaching with Email Slackers. It would be impossible for me to offer critiques to every member.
If you need that level of support, join my Social Mavericks Mentorship for $1,500/month. Email me for more information if you are interested.
“When will I be charged?”
You'll be charged $47 as soon as you sign up (plus anything you decide to add at the checkout).
Monthly billing happens on the same date of each month.
“Will I always pay $47/month?”
Absolutely!
The first 100 members of Email Slackers get grandfathered in at the $47/month rate.
As soon as Email Slackers reaches 100 members, the price increase, but you won't pay a penny more... EVER... if you are one of the 100.
Think of it as a thank you for being an early adopter.
“Okay. I feel like I'm ready to join, but can I try it out first?”
No. The value is either clear from this page, or it isn't... and if it isn't, Email Slackers probably isn't the right fit right now.
One of my one-time courses might be a better starting point, and you're welcome to come back to this when the timing makes more sense.
So, with that said...
I’d Like To Invite YOU To Join Me Inside Email Slackers!
And you can do that with the button below:
I’m looking forward to teaching you all the best email marketing secrets that have helped me build my multi-six-figure business.
See you on the inside,
