
You're not an A-List copywriter, and you have no desire to become one.
Instead...
You like the idea of learning just enough about email marketing to convert social media engagement into new clients.
No more. No less.
Well...
You're in the right place because...

In the last 8 years or so, I've been lucky enough to build two six-figure businesses from scratch in completely different niches.
Email has been at the core of my success.
Email has enabled me to quickly turn organic and paid traffic into sales, so I’m never wasting money. It’s also helped me filter my Instagram followers into buyers and tyre-kickers.
More importantly, email has become the marketing foundation that keeps my business scaling, year after year.
I've been sending daily emails since April 2018. I’ve literally written thousands of emails for myself and my clients.
Over the years, I’ve discovered that a well-crafted emails are crucial to maximise the number of leads that become buyers.
The best part?
You don't have to be a great copywriter to learn the basics and start using email to make more money.
For example...
After testing dozens of variations...
I call it the 5-Email Sales Accelerator Welcome Sequence. Here's how it works...
Email #1: The “Welcome \> Deliver \> Sell” email:
Your first email needs to leave an impression on your readers. Too many welcome emails are boring and waste a valuable opportunity to sell.
The “Welcome \> Deliver \> Sell” email is your unboring opening email that gets people excited about reading on clicking on anything landing in their inbox with your name on it.
Email #2: The “Deliverability Booster” email:
Most people who teach email marketing will tell you to send this email. Some call it the 6-hour email. Others call it the 4-hour email.
But…
Having tried a bunch of other people’s templates over the years, I discovered that almost NONE of them work.
So, I made ONE super-simple tweak that made replies, deliverability, and even sales spike.
Email #3: The “Breaking News” email:
Short emails can be the MOST powerful emails you send. But there’s a specific technique and system I use to turn short emails into sales tools.
The best part? This technique is perfect if you’re new to writing sales emails.
Email #4: The “Content & Follow-up” email:
Pattern interrupt is crucial in marketing. Email sequences are no different.
Chances are, your audience has dozens of automated campaigns before landing on your list. So, you need to give them something different.
This email contains NO sales pitch… until the reader completes a very specific action.
It builds trust and authority fast, and allows you to pitch a laser-focused offer.
Email #5: The “Dramatic Proof” email.
This is the email in which you give your audience undeniable proof that you can deliver on your promises.
But there’s a crucial storytelling tactic that almost everyone misses. And without this vital ingredient, even the most impressive results will yield ZERO sales.
It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway) that these emails don’t guarantee to convert every subscriber into a customer. If that were possible, I’d be a retired billionaire. But these emails will give you the best opportunity to turn MORE people into buyers sooner.
At the very least, they help build know, like and trust, and make your subsequent email campaigns more effective.
And, don't forget...
The 5-Email Sales Accelerator contains five email templates that will nurture more opt-ins into cash in the bank.
Literally fill in the blanks and send them out. It'll take a few minutes to customise each email, so you can load them into your autoresponder in a few hours (less if you’re quick).
I designed these templates so you don’t need to be an A-list copywriter to use them.
But, not only are you getting the 5-Email Sales Accelerator Welcome Sequence for FREE...
Inside the Email Slacker course, you'll learn all the weird, quirky copywriting techniques I've honed over the last 7+ years of sending daily emails.
Don't worry. The course is super short. You can blast through all the tutorials in 43 minutes (28 minutes if you watch on 1.5X speed like I do).
Like I said, I'm not trying to turn you into an A-List copywriter.
I only want to teach you enough so that you can make sales using email.
Here's a breakdown of the lessons in the course.

The BALLS Storytelling Schema: My 5-step framework for turning mundane, everyday life into stories that sell.
How to write open-rate boosting subject lines without sounding sleazy or desperate
The "Hub and Spoke" technique that uses short emails to drive more clicks using a little-known technique that's perfect for people without minimal sopywriting skills.
Core principles of welcome sequences that maximise conversions of new subscribers into customers.
And more...

In each breakdown video, I walk you through every email line-by-line.
You get a front-row seat to a masterclass in sales email writing.
You'll learn the tactics I use, why I use them, and how to use them in your marketing.
And I'll give you every email in a swipe file that you can tweak and send to your audience.
But there's more...

The value of the Email Swipe File Hub is HUGE.
Whether you're launching new products, promoting your high-ticket coaching, or looking for simple, innovative emails, you'll find it in the hub.
I’m launching my Email Slackers Club on January 5th, 2026, and I want you to join.
The Email Slackers Club is simple.
And it's perfect if you want to fast-track your way to making more sales using emails.
Here's how it works.
On the first Monday of every month, I'll take 5 of my highest performing emails from the previous month and send you:
A swipe file of the original emails
Video breakdowns of every email
Templates and examples of how to use the emails in your niche.
All you need to do is tweak them for your audience and offers, and you’ll have proven sales emails hitting your subscribers every week.
Put it this way…
I give you the best emails I've ever written.
You test them.
You make more sales.
You keep giving a few bucks every month, and I’ll keep sending you new templates.
It doesn’t get much simpler than that!
Email Slackers is a simple concept with MASSIVE value for anyone who wants to simplify email marketing.
As soon as you join Email Slackers, you’ll receive the 5-Email Sales Accelerator sequence and access to the Email Slacker course and the Email Swipe File Hub.
Then, on the first Monday of the month, you’ll get another five, and so on.
So, the big question is...
Considering this is as close to me writing emails for your business as it gets...
And I'm giving you emails that have made me $$$ that you simply have to tweak and send...
I should jack the price up.
But, because this is new, and because I don't want price to be a barrier for you accessing some of the best marketing resources available...
Subscribing to Email Slackers costs only $97/month.
But...
If you're one of the first 100 people to join Email Slackers, you'll pay only $47/month.
And that price will NEVER increase.
Think of it as a thank you for being an OG member of the email club.
But you MUST be in the 100, otherwise, you'll pay full price.
Before you decide to join Email Slackers, there's something you should know.
"Ooooooo. Sounds serious!"
It's not as dramatic as it sounds.
But to deter people from an endless cycle of...
Subscribing...
Cancelling...
Subscribing...
Cancelling...
Subscribing...
Cancelling...
Subscribing...
Cancelling...
Ad infinitum.
I only allow you to subscribe (and cancel) ONCE.
Put another way, once you cancel, you cannot rejoin. That's it. It's over. We're through. It was YOU, not me!
It's not as harsh as you might think.
You can cancel whenever you want. There are no minimum commitments or long-term contracts.
Frankly, I think you will LOVE the receive proven sales emails served on a silver platter every month.
But if you do cancel, you won't be allowed to rejoin in future.
I'm being 100% open about this policy, so I can't be accused of sneaking something into the small print.
It's in BIG, BOLD letters.
Once you cancel, you can't rejoin!
This policy is partly in place to discourage you from joining until you are truly ready to commit to implementing what I teach for the long-term good of your business.
If $47/month feels a lot right now, or you could only commit for a few months...
PLEASE DON'T JOIN.
Invest in one of my courses or apply what I teach in my free content. Then, come back to Email Slackers when you're in a more stable financial position.
Also, whilst you can cancel at any time, there's a strict no-refund policy on subscriptions.
So please understand this BEFORE you join.
But, come on…
It’s Just $47/Month!!!
That’s, like, 10% of the price of most marketing group coaching programmes.
It’s literally less than $2 per day. (That’s less than the cost of a can of Monster or a cup of coffee, and I say with absolute confidence that an investment in Email Slackers will do MUCH MORE to make your business profitable than whatever caffeinated beverage gets you through the day).
If cash is so tight in your online business that a $47/month commitment is a financial risk … you are not at the level where this offer makes sense for you, anyway. I don’t recommend joining yet.
However…
IF you think
you’re ready to become an Email Slacker, here's a recap of everything you need to know...
💰 PRICE: 50% discount for the first 100 members. Pay only $47/month for life.
😱 "SERIOUSLY?!?" Yeah! I want to offer you a HUGE reward for being one of the first to join Email Slackers. The price of members will increase to $97/month, but you can lock-in a 50% lifetime discount if you act quickly.
📆 PUBLICATION: You get 5 new sales emails on the first Monday of every month. This includes:
My 5 top-performing emails from the previous month.
A video breakdown of each email.
Templates and/or examples of how to use these emails in your business.
📱 FORMAT: Access the monthly content through my course platform. Swipe files and templates will be Google Docs.
🎁 CONTENT: It's simple. Out of the 30+ emails I send every month, you're getting the top five high-performers. I weed out the emails that underdelivered versus my expectations, and gift you ONLY what worked.
👨👩👧👦 TARGET AUDIENCE: Two groups: 1) Online fitness and nutrition coaches who want to build an email-driven business like mine (i.e. not focused on going viral and brainwashing people to join your Instagram cult), and 2) Copywriters, marketers, and course creators who want to sell more stuff online.
🛑 CANCELLATION POLICY: You can cancel at any time. Just log in to the site and cancel, or shoot me an email. FYI... You will lose access to ALL the content (including the Email Slacker course, Welcome Sequence, Swipe File Hub, and all monthly content) when you cancel.
WARNING! ⚠️ Email Slackers has a strict "NO-RETURN" policy. You can cancel anytime, but once you cancel, you can't return.
The only way it makes sense for me to charge as little as $47/month is to assume people are joining for the long-term.
Flip-flopping in and out of the group penalises my most loyal customers. So, this policy keep things fair.
🎁 BONUSES: Yep. For a limited time, You get instant access to the Email Slacker course (value $499), the Email Swipe File Hub (value $249), and the 5-Email Sales Accelerator Welcome Sequence (value $197).
The total value of the bonus package is $948.
🆓 FREE TRIAL?: Nope. If the value you're getting with this offer isn't clear, don't join.
📜 HOW DO I JOIN?: Just tap the green button below👇
So, You Have Questions?
Good. I Have Answers!
Let's tackle the questions that might be rattling around your head right now.
Starting with...
“Do I need any copywriting skills already?”
It helps, but it's not essential.
As long as you have a good grasp on basic English, you'll be fine.
Simply watch the tutorials, tweak the swipe files for your business and offers, and then hit send.
“But what if I sign up and don't think the emails apply to my business? I don’t want to be stuck paying $47/month!”
This is an easy one.
Not every email I send will be a perfect fit for your business. It would be impossible to cater for every business, in every niche.
But... You'll get enough emails to choose from that it's difficult to see how you won't get a fantastic return on your investment. I mean, you get access to over 101 emails from the second you join. I guarantee there will be dozens of great emails that will work for your business.
PLUS... You can cancel at any time. You're never locked into the monthly subscription.
Just remember that there is a NO-REFUND, NO-RETURN policy.
“Will I get access to all previous content if I join today?”
Yes.
Every member, new or old, gets access to ALL the content in the group.
Although...
I am working on a process to restrict new subscribers to content published after they join. To me, that's fairer to the customers who joined early.
But, right now, it's not technically possible. My advice is to join now while you can access absolutely everything.
No.
There's no online community or coaching with Email Slackers. It would be impossible for me to offer critiques to every member.
If you need that level of support, join my Social Mavericks Mentorship for $1,500/month. Email me for more information if you are interested.
You'll be charged $47 as soon as you sign up (plus anything you decide to add at the checkout).
Monthly billing happens on the same date of each month.
WRONG!
I'm deadly serious about the NO-RETURN policy.
Like I said earlier, I want to treat my lost loyal customers the best. Allowing people to dip in and out of the group on a whim, and swipe all the content they've paid much more to access, is downright unfair.
So, when you decide to cancel (which you can do anytime), I will block you from the group.
If you figure out a way to subvert the system, I will find you, remove and block you from the group, delete you from my email list, and never allow you to buy anything again.
It might seem extreme, but here's the thing...
Having clear, strict rules leaves no room for confusion.
These rules also mean I attract more dedicated clients—those who actually use the content to its fullest extent and get the best results.
Absolutely!
The first 100 members of Email Slackers get grandfathered in at the $47/month rate.
As soon as Email Slackers reaches 100 members, the price increase, but you won't pay a penny more... EVER... if you are one of the 100.
Think of it as a thank you for being an early adopter.
I'm afraid not.
There are no trials in Email Slacker. As my former business mentor, Chris Orzechowski, used to say, "In this world, you can't be half a gangster."
I don't want to risk people joining for FREE, swiping the templates, resources, and swipe files, getting my welcome sequence, and fleeing. Again, it's unfair to my loyal members.
Besides... If you're worried that the content won't be what you need, it's best that you don't join.
Only join when you're 100% sure that Email Slackers is what your business needs.
The fact is, you either see how ridiculously cheap $47/month is for access to all my top performing emails or you don't
And if you don’t, that’s fine. I'm not here to strong-arm you into joining.
Remember! The whole point of Email Slackers, as I keep saying, is not swiping a couple of templates… but about accessing proven sales emails every month that you can send to your audience and make more money. Over time, all this delivers FAR more value than the $47 you pay each month.
If you don't agree and just want to pick and choose, then this is not the membership for you. One of my one-time payment courses is a better option.
But if you do see how cheap $564/year is when you consider that you could build a business that generates 10X that a month.
And if you believe that my way of approaching email marketing is truly unique...
And if you want to swipe my best emails each month, in a simple, easy-to-digest format…
Then stop reading this sales page… and join me inside Email Slackers so I can start sending you emails that sell TODAY!
I honestly believe the content I'm sharing will make most high-ticket mentorships you've tried in the past feel like they were run by amateurs.
But we can't get started unless you join.
So, with that said...
I’d Like To Invite YOU To Join Me Inside Email Slackers!
And you can do that with the button below:

I’m looking forward to teaching you all the best email marketing secrets that have helped me build my multi-six-figure business.
See you on the inside,
